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Unveiling the cheekiest kitchen companion you never knew you needed: “The Secret to A Clean Kitchen - Don't Cook Tea Towel (Flour Sack).” This delightful piece of linen is here to make a statement: the best way to keep your kitchen spotless? Simply don’t cook! Revel in the hilarity of life’s little truths as you dry your dishes or adorn your space with this witty reminder. Available in two fabulous print options—Standard Print for the minimalist vibe or Add White Underbase for an eye-popping finish—this towel is both functional and fun. Each towel arrives beautifully packaged, making it the perfect gift for your culinary-challenged friends or anyone with a sense of humor. So hang it proudly or use it as a clever way to dodge dinner duty; either way, you’ll never look at kitchen towels the same way again. Remember, clean kitchens are overrated; now, that’s a secret worth sharing!
Size: 28" x 28"
Material: 100% Cotton; flour sack towels are highly absorbent, long-lasting, and dry quickly
Care: Machine Wash Cold; Tumble Dry Low Heat
The Secret to A Clean Kitchen - Don't Cook Tea Towel (Flour Sack)
$19.99 USD
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Size: 28" x 28"
Material: 100% Cotton; flour sack towels are highly absorbent, long-lasting, and dry quickly
Care: Machine Wash Cold; Tumble Dry Low Heat
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