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Introducing the "First I Drink Coffee - Then I Do Things Thermal Tumbler 16 oz." Because, let's face it, without that magical bean juice, you're just a well-dressed sloth. This delightful tumbler features a cute parade of coffee cups, perfect for staring at while contemplating life choices—like why you didn't brew a second cup. Grab this essential accessory for your morning ritual, because who doesn't need a stylish reminder that caffeine is the only thing standing between you and an afternoon nap on your keyboard? Whether you're running to the office or just trying to make it to lunch without falling asleep, this tumbler has you covered. It's a must-have for coffee lovers who know that their productivity is directly correlated to how much java they've consumed. So fill it up, take a sip, and then tackle that To-Do list that’s been haunting you. Or, you know, just sit there and sip—your call.
Size: 16 Fluid oz.; Height: 8.75"; Circumference: 9"; Diameter: 2.87"
Material: Metal, Stainless Steel
Care: Hand Wash Only, Do Not Microwave
Lid: BPA-Free Plastic. Snap-Top
First I Drink Coffee - Then I Do Things Thermal Tumbler 16 oz.
$20.99 USD
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Size: 16 Fluid oz.; Height: 8.75"; Circumference: 9"; Diameter: 2.87"
Material: Metal, Stainless Steel
Care: Hand Wash Only, Do Not Microwave
Lid: BPA-Free Plastic. Snap-Top
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